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THE LIGHTER SIDE
The Profoundity of Our Past It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish (Aeschylus) We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over (Ambrose Bierce) American is a very difficult language mixed with English (Anonymous) If thine enemy offends thee, give his child a drum (Anonymous) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do something with a computer (Anonymous) Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do least harm (Frank Dane) Teeth extracted by the latest methodists (Hong Kong dental advertisement) I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me (John Cleese) The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward (John Maynard Keynes) Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas (Johnny Carson) Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed (Jonathan Swift) Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid (Mark Twain) When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble (Muhammad Ali) I always get the better when I argue alone (Oliver Goldsmith) A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains (Robert Frost) The optimists thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true (Robert Oppenheimer) Money can't buy you friends but you can get a better class of enemy (Spike Milligan) I like children - properly cooked (W C Fields) No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing (W H Auden)
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